Here's how it works

Step 1: Take a picture of your buttjoint.
Tips: Look for buttjoints in pics you already have. Use your elbow. Your knee. Your armpit. Let someone else take the pic. Use props. Whatever.
Zoom in real close to get the best buttjoint.
If you already have a great picture of a buttjoint but it's zoomed out too far, send it anyway. We'll crop it here at The Butt Joint Headquarters. There's some kickbutt 'before/after' stuff we can do with pics like that.

Step 2: Think of a caption for your buttjoint.
Tips: Be funny. Be ironic. Be self-deprecating. Put some stank on it. Or don't. Whatever, it's your life man.
If the picture is especially funny, we might add some commentary from The Butt Joint Staff. We own this joint. Sometimes, we can't help ourselves.

Step 3: Email it to us at thebuttjoint@gmail.com.
Tips: This is a pretty important step. Don't forget this one.
Write your suggested post title in the subject line, put your caption in the body of the message and finish it with the name you'd like it 'submitted by'.

Step 4: Reply to us when we email you back.
Tips: Not everybody out there is cool like you. To prevent getting ourselves in trouble, this tells us you're giving permission to post your stuff and that you're not sending some unkosher junk. It's easy. No worries.
Also, if we decide not to post your pics, that's on us. Get your own website.


Last bit of housekeeping ... we aren't moderating the comments too much around here. So, try to be cool. We'll kick some comments off if people get filthy about it. Or we'll remove commenting all together if we can't play nice. (Why do I suddenly feel like my mother?)

All that said, bring it on. Thanks for reading. And, you know, thanks for showing us your buttjoints and stuff.

- The Butt Joint Staff