Guess who

Here's the third of the 'Guess who' series. (Seriously. If you little bastards don't start sending us some buttjoints, we're going to be reduced to satirizing douchebag celebrities all day.)

Here's how it works, you look at the buttjoint above. We give you a hint. You guess who's it is. Then, see if you're right by clicking the tiny picture below.

Here's your hint:
"It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab."

The Butt Joint Staff side note: Some might say it's unfortunate that her original plan didn't work out for her.


Click photo below for answer.

Guess who

Here's the second of the 'Guess who' series. (Look, we got bored here at The Butt Joint Headquarters. You weren't sending any buttjoint photos in and we have Photoshop. Deal with it.)

Here's how it works, you look at the buttjoint above. We give you a hint. You guess who's it is. We tell you the answer by clicking the tiny picture below.

Here's your hint:
"I am going to come and burn the f---ing house down... but you will blow me first."


Click photo below for answer.

Guess who

Here's the first of the 'Guess who' series. (Look, we got bored here at The Butt Joint Headquarters. You weren't sending any buttjoint photos in and we have Photoshop. Deal with it.)

Here's how it works, you look at the buttjoint above. We give you a hint. You guess who's it is. We tell you the answer by clicking the tiny picture below.

Here's your hint:
"I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. "


Click photo below for answer.

Holy moly

"Hi Aunt Mole!"

submitted by Mr.Yuck

Twitter

The Butt Joint done got Twitter-ified. Soon as we figure out what Twitter is, we'll twit lots of stuff. Or whatever. Just follow us.

http://twitter.com/thebuttjoint

Here's how it works

Step 1: Take a picture of your buttjoint.
Tips: Look for buttjoints in pics you already have. Use your elbow. Your knee. Your armpit. Let someone else take the pic. Use props. Whatever.
Zoom in real close to get the best buttjoint.
If you already have a great picture of a buttjoint but it's zoomed out too far, send it anyway. We'll crop it here at The Butt Joint Headquarters. There's some kickbutt 'before/after' stuff we can do with pics like that.

Step 2: Think of a caption for your buttjoint.
Tips: Be funny. Be ironic. Be self-deprecating. Put some stank on it. Or don't. Whatever, it's your life man.
If the picture is especially funny, we might add some commentary from The Butt Joint Staff. We own this joint. Sometimes, we can't help ourselves.

Step 3: Email it to us at thebuttjoint@gmail.com.
Tips: This is a pretty important step. Don't forget this one.
Write your suggested post title in the subject line, put your caption in the body of the message and finish it with the name you'd like it 'submitted by'.

Step 4: Reply to us when we email you back.
Tips: Not everybody out there is cool like you. To prevent getting ourselves in trouble, this tells us you're giving permission to post your stuff and that you're not sending some unkosher junk. It's easy. No worries.
Also, if we decide not to post your pics, that's on us. Get your own website.


Last bit of housekeeping ... we aren't moderating the comments too much around here. So, try to be cool. We'll kick some comments off if people get filthy about it. Or we'll remove commenting all together if we can't play nice. (Why do I suddenly feel like my mother?)

All that said, bring it on. Thanks for reading. And, you know, thanks for showing us your buttjoints and stuff.

- The Butt Joint Staff

Dear God

"Hey, uh, have you guys seen my long hair chihuahua?"

Submitted by the Amandas

From the ladies

"Check out that definition!"

Submitted by the Amandas

Irony

Any irony in the REM ad showing up on thebuttjoint.com so fast?

Armpit butt

This could work too. From the Urban Dictionary:

1.	Armpit butt
	When a girl wears a tank top and right between her chest and shoulder there is a flabby skin flap that looks like a butt. "Dude, that girl is so hot!" "Naw bro, see her saggy Armpit butt? Ew!" Other tips right here. -The Butt Joint Staff

Long buttjoint

"So then, a horse walks in to a bar.

And the bartender says 'Why the long face?'"

submitted by: Twan

A tale of two sides

"Should I shave the other half?"

submitted by Ciano